You need to know Hindi and the classic song in question to really get this joke. I find it hilarious! :D
Day: May 16, 2015
The Emperor’s Fashion Sense Is Better Than Mine
How important are clothes to you? Describe your style, if you have one, and tell us how appearance impacts how you feel about yourself.
Hmmm, here is my fashion sense. I always wear black pants. Never any other colour. Just black and only black. I wear black shoes that are great as office wear and I don’t like shoes with laces. I prefer them laceless which are easier to put on. Socks is various colours but I never really select them, just buy a bunch at a time and take them home.
Shirts – I wear full sleeve shirts that can easily be used for office wear and I wear them on the weekends as well but I just don’t tuck them in. I don’t wear tee shirts anymore, because of my size just as I don’t buy jeans anymore. So the shirts are usually stripped or small checks but I prefer stripped ones. What can I say? I have no fashion sense to speak off.
If I do manage to lose some weight, I will get back to jeans and maybe some more casual shirts.
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Green With Envy
Write an anonymous letter to someone you’re jealous of.
You – yes you – I hate you but I am also jealous of you. You are an asshole but man are you lucky and do you get all the things you want and have all the luck in the world. What did you do to deserve all this fortune? Nothing but being able to get almost everything you want and then some. Why you and not someone like me? Someone who is not cruel and manipulative and is an all round nice guy and who tries to help whenever he can.
You got the well paying jobs starting in your 20s and you keep getting the money. You got the perks and the cars and the nice apartment and the nice house. You get the latest toys and you get the nicest stuff. You got the gorgeous woman to fall in love with you, though what she sees in a fucking asshole like you, I will never know. And she is loyal and she is with you. And she bore you a kid or two and you seem to be one happy family, living in that nice home of yours.
You have the nice cars and the fancy gadgets and the latest technology and luxury. Why you? A scum bucket like you should not get all the luck in the world. Do nice guys always finish last? It isn’t fair.
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