Coronavirus Restrictions To Be For 1 Year

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As per updates, the Kerala government has decided to bring in new guidelines, regulations for the prevention of Covid-19. Thr restrictions to Remain in Place For Next 1 Year.

1) All people in the state must wear face mask or face cover in public places. Wearing mask in workplaces is also a must in the state.

2) All must maintain strict social distance at public place.

3) Maximum 50 people are allowed to attend marriage celebrations in Kerala.

4) Maximum 20 people will be permitted for funeral in the state.

5) Special permission from local authority will be required for people to hond or attend large gathering.

6) Spitting in public places is strictly prohibited and will be treated as punishable offence.

7) People travelling to Kerala from other states need to register themselves on Kerala government’s Jagratha e-platform.

8 ) Maximum 20 people will be allowed at any shops across the state.

Dad Jokes – 2 (Puns)

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“It’s inappropriate to make a ‘dad joke’ if you’re not a dad. It’s a faux pa.”
“How do lawyers say goodbye? We’ll be suing ya!”
“What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.”
“Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants.”
“Don’t trust atoms. They make up everything!”
“When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.”
“I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro. It’s a total rip-off.”
“What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.”
“Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.”
“Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.”
“Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.”
“What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.”