A guy walks into a Muslim bookstore wearing a Make America Great Again hat. As he was wandering around taking a look, the clerk asked if he could help the man find anything.
âDo you have a copy of Donald Trumpâs book on his U.S. immigration policy regarding Muslims and illegal aliens?â
The clerk said, âKiss my ass⌠get out⌠and stay out!â
The man said, âYes, thatâs the one. Do you have it in paperback?â
The Christian says: âThe Jews and Muslims are wrong.â
The Muslim says: âThe Christians and Jews are wrong.â
The Jew says: âThe Muslims and Christians are wrong.â
The Atheist says: âYou *all* are *correct*.â