Two Birds With One Bullet

An Army Sniper goes to a Guns n Ammo shop to buy new scope for his Gun.

The manager takes out 1 & says: This scope is so good,you can see my house 1km up on that hill.

Sniper looks through d scope & laughs,I see a naked man & a naked woman in the house.

Manager looks in the scope & gives two bullets to the sniper:

I’ll give you this scope for free, if you shoot my wife’s head off  & the guy’s dick”

Sniper looks again in the scope :
Well it seems like I can do that in a single bullet!!!

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