Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing out all the ‘W’s.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So they can remember them.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
You tell her a joke on Wednesday.
A blonde asked her coworker, “Do you have any kids?”
“Yes,” she replied. “I have one child that’s just under two.”
The blonde said, “I might be blonde, but I know how many one is.”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”
Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello? It’s only 25 cents!”