Moves Like Shatner

I can’t believe no one has made a parody song about William Shatner to the the tune of Maroon 5’s “Moves like Jagger“. The song is just begging to be made. Well someone has got to do it, so here goes:

I’ll show you the stars
at the speed of light
You can sit in my chair
If you feel like
I beam away your pain and make it OK
I swear I’ll behave

If you need a good cop, just like TJ
Or a legal hot shot like Denny Crane
I’ll be the Big Giant Head
My son won’t believe the shit I said
A Karamazov Brother
Unlike any other,
Just don’t tell your mother

And it goes like this

[Chorus:]
Set my phaser on stun, And I’ll own you
Dress up like a Orion slave And I’ll bone you

All the moves like Shatner
I’ve got the moves like Shatner
I’ve got the mooooooo moves like Shatner

I’ll sell you a ticket on Priceline
I’ll over dramatize my next line

With them moves like Shatner
I’ve got the moves like Shatner
I’ve got the moooooo moves like Shatner

But gosh the price is right!