Wife comes into the living room and casually chats with her husband, who is absorbed in watching a football match on the flat screen tv:
Wife : Who’s playing?
Husband : Two teams. Their club names are on the screen.
Wife: What’s the score?
Husband : that’s the score shown on the right hand side of the screen.
Wife : So who’s winning?
Husband (getting annoyed and changes the tone of his voice): The team that’s ahead on goals!
Wife (changes her tone): So, who’s gonna make you dinner tonite?
Husband : honey, it’s Barcelona vs Real Madrid and Barcelona, the team playing on the right handside, are winning by 3 goals to 1!