- A recently passed anti-crime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice.
- You cannot shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
- It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.
- The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
- You cannot milk a strangers cow.
- Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.
- It is illegal to sell one’s eye.
- It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday. (in Houston)
- Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday. (in Houston)