1) In Topeka, it’s against the law to scream in a haunted house.
2) Also in Topeka, it is against the law to sing in the streets at night. If you wanted to whistle a tune, you can technically be arrested for causing a disturbance.
3) Right here in Lawrence, it is illegal to wear a bee in your hat.
4) In many cities in Kansas, it is expressly illegal to spit on a sidewalk.
5) It is illegal to hit a vending machine that stole your money in Derby. It’s an understandable urge, but it’s not worth going to jail for.
6) In Russell, musical car horns are banned.
7) For those cat lovers living in Wellington, you’re technically not allowed to have more than four cats in your household.
8) Snowball fights are illegal in Topeka.
9) Upon entering the city limits of Lawrence, you must sound your car horn to warn the horses of your arrival.
10) In Derby, people are not allowed to “screech” their car tires while driving.
11) In Natoma, the practice of throwing knives at men in striped suits is prohibited.